"sarkari Icaam" joke
The first posting of a young entrant to the Indian Administrative Service was as a junior assistant to the Secretary of the Ministry.
One morning, he took some important files to discuss with his boss. After knocking on the door and receiving no reply he gently pushed open the door to find his senior standing by the window deeply engrossed in his thoughts. He tiptoed out of the room.
Since the files were marked' immediate' he went back to the Secretary's room and again receiving no reply to his knock, went in. The boss was still standing where he had been, intently looking out of the window. Junior sahib coughed lightly to make his presence known. The secretary turned round and remarked,' How can this country go forward? For the last one hour I have been watching the workmen on the road. They haven't done a stroke of work.'
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