"the grass is always greener on the other side, unl..." joke
the grass is always greener on the other side, unless of course chuck norris has been there. In that cas, it is probably soaked in blood and tears
- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...
The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.