"your mother is so ugly that..." joke

your mother is so ugly that when she stuck her head out the window the police arrested her for mooning

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 Mother, Yo Mama, Ugly

Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Godzilla

Ya momma is so ugly that when she went to Japan everybody yelled "GODZILLA"!

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Yo mama cooks

yo mama cooks so bad they pray after they eat!

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Fat mum

your mums so fat your dad has too roll 4 times too get off her

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YO MAMA SO NASTY!

by Cassidy

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow her tonsils got a sunburn!

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