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Santa Riddle

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Alex:"Ho ho ho" says Santa with evil smile ;)

I'm multi-talented

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

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Alex:Ha! Got to tell to my friends tonight!

Don't criticize your wife

Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.

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Alex:Perfect comeback in family disputes ))

Don't lend people money...it gives

Don't lend people money...it gives them amnesia.

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Alex:It work the other way too... ))

Save the trees

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

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Tats:This will never be a motto for Greenpeace! ))
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Alex:Never say never ;)

Driving On One-Way Street

A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way more...

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Alex:And there are hundreds or them!!!!!

Guns don't kill people

Guns don't kill people... Husbands who come home early kill people.

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Alex:LOL! Hilarious variation of "guns don't kill people, people kill people " bumper-sticker ;)
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