downrightbored's Jokes

girl: mum why did you call me daisy?
mum: because when you were born, a beautiful daisy landed on your head
*2 hours later*
girl's sister: mum why did you call me rose?
mum: because when you were born, a beautiful rose petal landed on your head

- in the corner her son mumbles and grumbles something
mum: BE QUIET FRIDGE!!

why did the kid fall off his bike?

because someone threw a fridge at him