BantaSingh's Jokes

Q: When do fresher Punjaban Tawaifs (prostitutes) become angry?
A: When they discover the other girls get paid!

Q: How do you convince 4 Punjabi Women to sit on the same chair?
A: Turn the chair upside down!

Q: What did the Punjabi Woman say when shown her newborn baby in the
delivery room?
A: "I'm not going to chuso (suck) something THAT small!"

Mr and Mrs Punjabi are sitting in a bath tub.
Punjaban: Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?

Mr and Mrs Punjabi are sitting in a bath tub.
Punjaban: Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?

Mr and Mrs Punjabi are sitting in a bath tub.
Punjaban: Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?

Q: Why do Punjabans have such Big Beautiful Bhangra Buttocks?
A1: The Creator had to compensate for giving Punjabi Men such small Penises!!!
A2: Punjabi Men have skilled mouths!