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Lice On A Bald Man
What do you call lice on a bald man's head?
Homeless.
Lice on the head
tom: why are you scratching your head?
harry: ive got those arithmetic bugs again
tom: more...
Lice on the head
tom: why are you scratching your head?
harry: ive got those arithmetic bugs again
tom: more...