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A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job.

The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid said, "Sure, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to see how things went."How many sales did you make today?"

The young man replied without hesitating, "One."

The boss said, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid said, "$101, 237. 64."

The boss said, "$101, 237. 64?! What the hell did you sell?!"

The kid said, "First I sold him a more...

We do not advise following any of the below driving rules to any extent. Driving should be taken seriously at all times. The below jokes are simply here for entertainment purposes.

When using a metered entrance ramp, vehicles in the carpool lane do not need to stop. Similarly, vehicles NOT in the diamond lane also do not need to stop.

If, at any time, you have witnessed a green light, it is okay to proceed through the intersection, regardless of the current color of the light.

The shoulder becomes a lane if you are driving a Porsche.

If you paid more than $60, 000 for your car, you automatically have the right of way, regardless of the situation. This is especially applicable in parking lots.

Drive as quickly as possible through parking structures. Pass any open spot by at least four car lengths before backing up to claim it. Disregard the angry mob that has formed behind you.

Get to know your horn. Use it as often as more...

99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it again,
101 little bugs in the code.
101 little bugs in the code,
101 bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it again,
103 little bugs in the code.

An Indian moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The manager asks,' Do you have any sales experience?'
The Indian says,' Yeah, I was a salesman back home'.
Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job.' You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shaving cream etc. You get the idea?'
'Of course,' the young man said. His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the manager came down.' How many sales did you make today?
The Indian says,' One'
The manager groans,' Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales/day.
How much was the sale for?'
The Indian says,' $101, 237. 64.'
The manager exclaims,' What? $101, 237. 64? What did you sell him?'
The Indian replied,' First I sold him a more...

College Station, Texas

Steamed crickets and baked mealworms provided a recent juicy feast in College Station, Texas. The meal was for a group of surprised Texas A & M administrators who couldn't recall approving Bug Tasting 101 as a course offering.

The Aggies thought they were attending a science class to improve interaction with students. Instead, they found a bug banquet prepared by entomology professor Roger Gold.

A & M controller William Krumm says the worms were his favorite - with a nice, chewy taste. Gold offers the bug tasting once each semester, to point out how tasty, vitamin-rich and full of protein insects can be.