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Once Mr. Ravana held a chief administrator post of an important buddhist instituition in Kandy.
One day a group of foreign delegates visited this historic place and met Mr. Ravana and they had short discussion.
So,.. Mr. Ravana had to say " when Japanese bombing Colombo harbour in 1942 "..... But he pronounced the word "bombing" (B O M B I N G ) wrongly. One of his friends whispered " Mr Ravana,, B is silent" But there were two B s, so he corrected that sentence like. .." when Japanese ombing Colombo harbour in 1942".........

Once morron and idiot went to play a tv quiz show. Santa was very intelligent whereas banta was extremely foolish. so santa asked banta to copy the answers which he will give for the questions. so first santa went and quiz master asked him that when did india got freedom? He answered that they tried in 1942 but got it in 1947. 2nd question-is there any life on mars? Morron answered that the scientisits are still reaserching for it. Idiot copied all the answers and finnaly his turn came. Quiz master asked him that when were you born? He answered that'i tried in 1942 but was born in 1947 2nd question-are you a male or female. He answered that scientists are still researching for it.