Ravana Jokes

Chota Miyan marries a naive young desi (country) londi (girl). On their Shaab-e-Aroosi (wedding night), he shows her his lund (penis) and tells her he's the only man to have such a thing.

Time passes by and after a few months, they are in bed one night when she grabs his organ & remarks, "You were lying when you told me you were the only man to have one of these. I've discovered that Ravana-Lingam from the Shudra Mohalla (neighbourhood) also has one as well."

Chota Miyan thinks quickly and replies, "Oh yes, that was a spare one I had, so I gave it to him."

"Oh Mehboob (darling)," she sighs. "Why did you have to give that Dravidian Admi (man) the biggest and best one ?"

Santa Sahib & Banta Sahib have decided to refute the "Small Punjabi Penis" stereotype on their top live "Santa Banta" TV show! To this end, they seek to showcase Punjabi women with well-endowed partners. So both men are standing outside the exit of a ladies' toilet in New Delhi Big Bazaar. Discreetly, they ask every woman coming out about her partner's size & performance. Sadly, all report puny 3-5 inchers & none are pleased.
Finally, just before they give up, the most beautiful Punjabi lady they've seen in weeks comes out, wearing golden sandals & a skin-tight black churidaar shalwaar kameez which emphasizes her curvy buttocks, breasts & legs!
"Behenji (sister), this is a TV survey!" explains Santa. "How large is your husband's Lann (penis) & are you satisfied?"
"Oh yes!" she replies. "He's 12 inches long & I'm VERY happy!"
Overjoyed, they quickly invite her & her husband to their show.
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Once there was a Naval Exercise and show in Tricomalee and all the VIPs were
invited to see it. Being the caretaker of the Tooth, our man, U. Ravana also was
invited.
Among the visitors was a Chinese guy walking in crutches. U. Ravana happened
to be in that group where this Chinese guy was. They were talking to each other,
introducing themselves.

While speaking to the others the Chinese guy said, "Eh.. Ah I am limPing all the
way from China Bay", stressing on' P'. To this U. Ravana said, shaking the hand
of the Chinese guy, "Oh, I am U. Ravana, all the way from Kandy".

Once Mr. Ravana held a chief administrator post of an important buddhist instituition in Kandy.
One day a group of foreign delegates visited this historic place and met Mr. Ravana and they had short discussion.
So,.. Mr. Ravana had to say " when Japanese bombing Colombo harbour in 1942 "..... But he pronounced the word "bombing" (B O M B I N G ) wrongly. One of his friends whispered " Mr Ravana,, B is silent" But there were two B s, so he corrected that sentence like. .." when Japanese ombing Colombo harbour in 1942".........

U Ravana was onc living in a twin house. A burgher family was living the next door. One night when U Ravana was making love he suddenly heard a noice at the gate and the dog barking very loud. He stopped, rushed and opened the door. The burgher gent too came out and said "when I heard the dog barking, I came hooking". U Ravana prompted replying " Is that so, I too was hooking". He had thought' hooking' means same in English as the closer word in Sinhalese.