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Once uravana was suffering from intense thirst. So he consulted
aspecialst. the doc told him mr. U. ravana ithink you are having
Diabetes so plaease sleep on an empty stomach and come tomorrow
tocheck your blood suger level. a worried Uravana went home to
see his wife enjoying her dinner. Uravana rushed to her and said
Darling please stop eating immeditely tonight i have to sleep
on anempty stomach before i go to doctor to get my blood tested.

Once there was a Naval Exercise and show in Tricomalee and all the VIPs were
invited to see it. Being the caretaker of the Tooth, our man, U. Ravana also was
invited.
Among the visitors was a Chinese guy walking in crutches. U. Ravana happened
to be in that group where this Chinese guy was. They were talking to each other,
introducing themselves.

While speaking to the others the Chinese guy said, "Eh.. Ah I am limPing all the
way from China Bay", stressing on' P'. To this U. Ravana said, shaking the hand
of the Chinese guy, "Oh, I am U. Ravana, all the way from Kandy".

THE Almighty called a meeting of all the great scholars past and present to discuss how to bring order into the world. Since Ravana was a renowned scholar he was also invited. When they assembled, the Almighty noticed Ravana's seat was unoccupied. He went out personally to look for him and found him seated at the feet of L. K. Advani, the BJP maha-neta.' What are you doing here?' asked the Almighty.
Ravana replied,' Since despite all my efforts I failed to destroy the image of Rama, I have come to find out from Lal Krishnaji how he performed this mighty feat.'