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A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six months. The loan officer asks him whatkind of collateral he has. The man says' I've got aRolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off-- here are the keys.' Six months later the man comes into the bank, paysback the $200 loan, plus $10 interest, and regainspossession of the Rolls Royce. The loan officer asks him,' Sir, if I may ask, whywould a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrowtwo hundred dollars?' The man answers,' I had to go to Europe for six months, and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for thatlong for ten dollars?'

One day in Soweto a delivery truck pulls up outside the Mandela house. The driver gets out and unloads al pile of boxes on to the front lawn. At this point Winnie Mandela arrives back from shopping and accosts the driver: "What are you doing? What is all this stuff on my garden!"
"Look lady," says the driver "see this paper it say 150 car batteries for Nelson Mandela."
And with that he jumps in his truck and drives off.
The next day The truck again pulls up outside the Mandela house and the driver starts to unload. This time Winnie runs out shouting: "What are you doing now?"
"Lokk lady, It says here 200 brake shoes for Nelson Mandela"
"But what does my Nelson want with 200 Brake shoes and 150 batteries, take them away!" shouts Winnie
"No lady I have to leave them or I get the sack", says the driver who has now finished throwing boxes on to the grass, and drives off.
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Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain its cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh! !!!! Hey, WITH pain it costs $200! !!, replies the dentist.

A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain. So the nurse takes him to the brain transplant wearhouse. On one side of the shelves are lined with brains marked $500. 00 each. On the other side the shelves are lined with brains marked $200. 00 each. The brainless man asks why the price differece. The nurse points to the $200. 00 brains and explains that these are female brains, so they've been used.