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    Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
    A: Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
    A: Pharaoh's daughter; she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
    A: Ruth-less.Q: Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
    A: Nebuchadnezzar; he was on grass for seven years.Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
    A: David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
    A: Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.
    A: 2 Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen, "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
    A: Samson; he brought the house down.Q: Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
    A: In the Big Inning, Eve stole first, more...

    Knock Knock Who's there! Abel! Abel who? Abel to see you, ha, ha!

    Punny Biblical Q+A`sQ: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

    A. Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

    A. Pharaoh`s daughter; she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

    A. Ruth-less.Q: Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?

    A. Nebuchadnezzar; he was on grass for seven years.Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

    A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.A: David`s Triumph was heard throughout the land.A: Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.A: 2 Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen, "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

    A. Samson; he brought the house down.Q: Where is the first baseball game in the more...

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Abel!
    Abel who?
    Abel seaman!

    Knock KnockWhos there! Abel! Abel who? Abel to see you, ha, ha!

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