Abu Jokes

SARDAR Banta Singh arrived at the Indira Gandhi International Airport with his wife and four children, and checked in to catch their flight to Abu Dhabi where he had been promised a good job. While waiting for the flight to be called, Banta Singh looked round the departure lounge and saw a machine full of coloured bulbs. On it flashed a panel stating: Insert 10-paise coin and learn the truth.
Banta inserted a 10-paise coin. The machine made a whirring sound and out came a ticket. It read: Your name is Sardar Banta Singh. You are waiting to catch a flight to Abu Dhabi.
Banta Singh was very excited and beckoned his family. Mrs Banta inserted a 10-paise coin. The machine again made a whirring noise and out came another ticket reading: Your name is Sardarni Banta Singh and you are waiting to catch your flight to Abu Dhabi.
In turn the children put in 10-paise coins and got the same answer. After they had finished, Banta Singh thought he would try the machine one last time. more...

Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag. At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt. Abu as there will be no space at the top to turn around up there. So, as per the guidelines given by the man, The Sardarji, goes to the top of Mt. Abu in reverse. After sometime the Sardarji comes down of the hill in reverse.. When the man sees him, he asks the Sardarji why he came down the hill in a reverse gear. The Sardarji replies that he got some space at the top of the hill so he reversed his car.