Ache Jokes

Bholaji goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I ache all over. Every where I touch it hurts." The doc says "Ok, touch your elbow."
Bholaji touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain. The doc, surprised, says "touch your head."
Bholaji touches his head and jumps in agony. The doc asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens.
Every where Bholaji touches it hurts like hell. The doc is stumped and orders a complete examination with X-rays etc... and tells Bhola to come back after two days. Two days later Bhola comes back and the doctor says, "We've found your problem..." "Oh yeah? what is it? "' You've broken your finger!'

Bholaji goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I ache all over. Every where I touch it hurts."

The doc says "Ok, touch your elbow."
Bholaji touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain.

The doc, surprised, says "touch your head."
Bholaji touches his head and jumps in agony.

The doc asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens.
Every where Bholaji touches it hurts like hell.

The doc is stumped and orders a complete examination with X-rays etc... and tells Bhola to come back after two days.

Two days later Bhola comes back and the doctor says, "We've found your problem..."

"Oh yeah? what is it? "

'You've broken your finger!'

Patient:"Will My False Teeth Look Real?" Dentist: Madam, i'ii Make Them So Natural, They'll Ache"

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.
8. Sometimes we Just Need to Remember What The Rules of Life Really Are...You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
9. The five most essential more...

Patient: Doctor I have a sore throat, I ache, and have a fever.
Doctor: Sounds like some kind of virus.
Patient: Everyone in the office has it.
Doctor: Well then, maybe it`s a staff infection