Aclu Jokes

A mom/student won their case suing a high school that denied their son's picture. The picture showed him yielding a prop medieval sword, in violation of the school "no weapons policy." The ACLU got involved and the students photo was allowed.
Lucky for all the ACLU has finally broken through all the racist/sexist hurdles to attack the heart of the problem: high school photos. Now with this horrible senior photo event behind them, the ACLU is set out to find the criminal who wrote "Bobby Sux" on locker 114 in a middle school in Louisiana.

The American Civil Liberties Union announced today that it was bringing a lawsuit against Santa Claus for violations of the civil rights of children. An ACLU spokesman, Mr. E. Scrooge stated that, "Mr. Claus has been violating children's right to privacy and has been putting that information in a vast database. The information is then used by the law enforcement arm of Mr. Claus' organization to determine which children are considered naughty or nice. It is obvious Mr. Claus has violated the children's rights, as we have alleged in our suit, because of the memos and other company information we have obtained. In addition, we believe Mr. Claus has been engaging in mind control experiments designed to prevent the free expression of beliefs."
Among the documents presented to the courts today was a memo in which reads, in part:
You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not pout.
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is coming to town.
He sees more...