Adventurous Jokes

On the first day of school, a little girl was walking to the schoolyard when a little boy came over and said, "I'll carry your books for you if you climb that tree."
The girl liked to do adventurous things, so she climbed the tree and the little boy carried her books.
The next day, the same thing happened. "Hey, I'll carry your books to school for you if you climb that tree," the little boy said. The little girl did and the boy carried her books.
This went on for a long time and the girl was beginning to wonder why the boy was asking her to climb the tree. So, when she got home from school one day she asked her mom, "Mommy, everyday when I walk to school this boy asks me to climb a tree and he will carry my books. Why does he do this, Mommy?"
"Well, honey," her mother answers, "when you climb the tree, the little boy is looking up your dress at your panties."
Then the little girl replies, "But, Mommy, I don't more...

Online dating is huge now. Everyone from EHarmony to Match.com have been benefitting from the surge in personals. But impersonal nature of online personals need a little clarifying. Below you'll find a guide to better enable yourself "Find That Special Someone"
Female
Beautiful Bulgarian girl = I need a green card
Beautiful Ukranian girl = I need a green card
Beautiful Romanian girl = I need a green card....possibly a gypsy
I love doing yoga and running with my dog = a really good lay
Athletic = No tits
Spends too much time at work / Work Hard = I'm cheating on you and we haven't even met
Beautiful = Pathological liar
Contagious Smile = Takes a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure = On medication / Frequent Psychiatric Visits
Feminist = Fat
Free spirit = Junkie / Hippie
Hopeless romantic = Wants a Ring
Friendship first = Former slut
Fun = Annoying
New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places
very goal oriented = She more...