"Being Adventurous" joke
On the first day of school, a little girl was walking to the schoolyard when a little boy came over and said, "I'll carry your books for you if you climb that tree."
The girl liked to do adventurous things, so she climbed the tree and the little boy carried her books.
The next day, the same thing happened. "Hey, I'll carry your books to school for you if you climb that tree," the little boy said. The little girl did and the boy carried her books.
This went on for a long time and the girl was beginning to wonder why the boy was asking her to climb the tree. So, when she got home from school one day she asked her mom, "Mommy, everyday when I walk to school this boy asks me to climb a tree and he will carry my books. Why does he do this, Mommy?"
"Well, honey," her mother answers, "when you climb the tree, the little boy is looking up your dress at your panties."
Then the little girl replies, "But, Mommy, I don't wear panties."
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