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President Bush has signed an order asserting the United States' right to deny adversaries access to space for hostile purposes. Bush also said the United States would oppose the development of treaties or other restrictions that seek to prohibit or limit U.S. access to or use of space.
---Hmmmm. We've heard this kind of talk before. Did someone find oil in space? Or has Haliburton developed some space-based item or service they can overcharge the government for in a no-bid contract? I say slow down, Mr. President. You still have plenty of places to attack on earth. Maybe just take a deep breath and rent a copy of "Moonraker" for now.