Aeroplane Jokes

Once A Rocket And An Aeroplane Were Talking To Each Other. The Aeroplane Asked The Rocket'How Can You Fly So Fast?" At This
The Rocket Replied'When You Get Burnt From Your Back, You Automatically Start Flying Fast."

"Now, as we don't have enough parachutes for all of us..."
"Of course that's not a mountain in front...isn't it?"
"That's not meant to happen!"
"What dy'a mean were not meant to be going to Iraq?"
Things you don't want to see on an aeroplane:
Fire engines and ambulances surounding the runway when you come in to land.
Armed soldiers and tanks surrounding the runway when you come in to land.
The wing fall off.

What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?
An aero-drone!