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    The Stages of Life - Male

    AgeFAVORITE DRINK
    16beer
    21bourbon
    30vodka
    45double vodka
    70Maalox
    AgeSEDUCTION LINE
    16My parents are away for the weekend.
    21My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
    30My fiancee is away for the weekend.
    45My wife is away for the weekend.
    70My second wife is dead.
    AgeFAVORITE SPORT
    16sex
    21sex
    30sex
    45sex
    70napping
    AgeDEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
    16"tongue"
    21"breakfast"
    30"She didn't set back my therapy."
    45"I didn't have to meet her kids."
    70"Got home alive."
    AgeFAVORITE FANTASY
    16getting to third
    21airplane sex
    30menage a trois
    45taking the company public
    70Swiss maid/love slave
    AgeHOUSE PET
    16roaches
    21stoned-out college roommate
    30Irish setter
    45children from his first marriage
    70Barbi
    AgeWHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
    1621
    2130
    3045
    4570
    7016
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