Aggies Jokes

Down around the Texas-Louisiana border, there has been a recent rash of illegal cock fighting, with quite a bit of gambling. The director of the Louisiana State Police finally bent to public pressure and sent an investigator to get to the bottom of the problem.
The crack investigator, Boudreaux, took an unmarked cruiser and headed for Mamou. He was gone for two days and arrived back in Baton Rouge to report to the director.
He reported that there were three major groups involved in the illegal cock fighting - Texas Aggies, Cajuns and the Mafia.
Of course, the boss wanted to know how he surmised this, and he replied that he knew there were Texas Aggies involved when he saw someone enter a duck into the fight.
He knew that there were Cajuns involved when someone bet on the duck.
He then stated that he was absolutely positive that the Mafia was involved when the duck won!

Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their football
stadium?
It helps stop their cheerleaders from grazing!

Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium? It helps stop their cheerleaders from grazing!

Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their football
stadium?

It helps stop their cheerleaders from grazing!

Two Aggies decide they want to go ice fishing so they gather together all their gear, get bundled up nice and warm, and head out onto the ice.
As they were attempting to cut a hole through the ice, they suddenly hear a voice from the heavens "There are no fish under the ice!"
They stopped, looked at one another, shrugged their shoulders, shook their heads and continued to cut the hole in the ice.
Suddenly, the voice from above again says, this time with more authority, "There are no fish under the ice!!!"
The two aggies looked at one another again, couldn't figure it out, and continued to cut the hole in the ice.
Then the voice from above says, "Gentlemen, this is the mall manager! There are no fish under the ice!!!"