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An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says,
"We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"
The four open the door and look out below.
The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

There are four people on a plane. a guy from england, a guy from france, a guy from texas, and a guy from mexico, all of a sudden the plane starts falling out of the sky. The pilot says "We a losing altitude we need to get rid of some weight. So they throw everything out of the plane, but its still falling. So the english guy says" for the queen" and jumps out, the french guy says" vi va la france" and jumps out. The texan say "for the alamo" he grabs the mexican and throws him out.

why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo? he only had 2 cars.

Once there was a huge secret gathering for the polital leaders of the world. But after the discussion, as they were riding back on the jumbo jet, the engines malfunctioned, due to increased weight. All the secretaries, assistants, vice presidents and so forth were instructed to grab a parachute and glide to one of the small islands nearby, were they would be picked up within 3 hours. After most of them jumped they needed just a few more jumps but were out of islands and parachutes, meaning sacrifice. The French man went calmly, The Brit said "God SaveThe Queen", and jumped, and President Bush and Cheney said, "Remember the Alamo!" and pushed the Mexican President and Vice out the plane.