Albanian Jokes

Q: Why do Albanian border patrols consist of three men?
A: There's one who can read and one who can write. And then a political commissar to keep an eye on those two intellectuals.

The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.

Q: Why do Albanian border patrols consist of three men?
A: There's one who can read and one who can write. And then a political commissar to keep an eye on those two intellectuals.

An Iraqi was walking on the beach when he was approached by a man. "Say Buddy," said the man, "How"d you like to take a cruise for $100?"
"Sure!" exclaimed the Iraqi. When he gave the man his money, the guy pulled out a black jack and hit him over the head. He pulled him down to the shore, put him in an inner tube and then shoved him off.
The next day, another Iraqi was walking on the beach, and was approached by the same man, in the same manner. Sure enough, when the second Albanian gave him his money, out came the black jack, and the second Albanian was on his way out to sea.
Several days had passed, and the two Iraqi's eventually ran into one another. "Hey Buddy," the second asked the first, "do they serve drinks on this cruise?"
"They probably won't." said the first, "They didn't last year."