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True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local mall shopping one day, and used a 'kiddy harness' to keep track of him, since he's an active little dickens and loves to walk and explore.As we stood watching the marvel of the escalator, a teenager headed up the stairs and said, quite loudly, "Look at that kid, he looks like a little dog on a leash."Alex promptly looked at him and said, "Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!"
SLIMY POTATOES
There were two really poor guys names Tyler and Alex. One day they were both really
hungry. When they had passed a store with a 70 year old lady as the manager. The store was on the
second floor. Tyler and Alex both entered the store and asked for any free food. The old lady had
said that she had but in order for them to get the food, one of them had to have sex with her for
10 minutes. Alex had said no way and ran out of the store to sit outside of the store. Tyler had
said okay, and was willing to have sex with the old lady for the food.
So Tyler followed the old lady into the back room where all the fruits and vegetables
were. She stripped for him(all the way) layed herself on the table, and spread her legs WIDE OPEN!
he was about to throw up but he had an idea. She had demanded for the sex from Tyler so he said
hang on.
When he had returned, she was still there. Insted of using his private more...
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex Plain later! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!
Knock Knock Who's there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock! Knock Knock Who's there? Alec! Alec who? Alec my lolly! Knock Knock Who's there? Alex! Alex who? Alex the questions round here! Knock Knock Who's there? Adair! Adair who? Adair once but I'm bald now! Knock Knock Who's there? Adlai! Adlai who? Adlai a bet on that!