Alec Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec coffee, but I don't like tea! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec my lolly!

An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what theyd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. Alec! yelled the teacher, youve done nothing. Why? Because if I had a million dollars, thats exactly what I would do!

An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper.' Alec! ' yelled the teacher,' you've done nothing. Why?'' Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do! '

Alec Balwin was taken to the hospital after he threatened to take pills. Apparently, people will do anything to get out of being on NBC.

Knock Knock Who's there! Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!