Alzheimer Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!
One good thing about Alzheimer's is you meet new people every day.
Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new friends.
Good news for aging hippies: Scientists have found that smoking grass may stave off Alzheimer's disease. New research shows that the active ingredient in marijuana may prevent the progression of the disease by preserving levels of an important neurotransmitter that allows the brain to function.
Those afflicted with Alzheimer's are said to suffer from memory loss, impaired decision-making, and diminished language and movement skills.
Hmm... doesn't that sound an awful lot like the typical pot-smoker?