American Idol Jokes / Recent Jokes
American Idol alumni offer advice to thousands of hopefuls.
"Be yourself," advised Carrie Underwood, "and don't sleep with the camera man, he has herpes."
American Idol's Adam Lambert says he's gay. Ryan Seacrest has said, "I probably should stop making out with him then?"
All three Presidential candidates are expected to appear on "American Idol".
Viewers love the idea, but then they heard that come November they can't vote through their phone, so they stopped caring.
Abdul has received offers to be a dancer, choreographer, and spokesperson for Vicodin.