American Idol Jokes

Watched the finale of American Idol on Tivo today. I know I'm a few days late, but karaoke-with-trophies has never been a priority for me.

American Idol’s Adam Lambert makes Freddie Mercury look like Chuck Norris

The man is a real sicko--he even followed Seacrest into the ladies' restroom.

The woman suspected of drunk driving and slamming head-on into a car containing Sandra Bullock, has apologized. Lucille Gatchell claims she didn't recognize the Hollywood actress and thought she was swerving into Paula Abdul.

Thousands of young hopefuls lined up at Continental Arena yesterday with dreams of becoming the next'American Idol'. Many were reduced to tears when they learned that Simon thinks they suck ass. This season, American Idol is offering wannabes a second chance, it's called talent.
The young lady, pictured above, try to get the attention of producers by writing American Idol on her breasts. Sadly, that effort was wasted on Ryan Seacrest.