American Idol Jokes / Recent Jokes

Ellen Degeneres emerged unhurt from a three-car collision in Los Angeles on Friday. By sheer, bizarre coincidence, the drivers of the other two cars were Sarah Gilbert and Billie Jean King respectively.

There is controversy surrounding Kelly Ripa and Clay Aiken after an incident where she reprimanded him for covering her mouth with his hand, claiming she doesn't know "where that hand has been". This has been regarded by many as a homophobic statement and an attack on Aiken.

In a related story, Aiken had been filling in on "Live" because Regis Philbin has been suffering from severe anal hemorrhaging.

The man is a real sicko--he even followed Seacrest into the ladies' restroom.

Ellen DeGeneres has been named the 4th judge on American Idol.
Sources close to her say she feels pretty and witty and gay.

Taylor Swift and Taylor Hicks and Taylor Dayne and James Taylor should all go cheer up Elizabeth Taylor, with some carols for her repetitive stress syndrome.

On an Australian talk show, Kelly Clarkson said she wished the American entertainment media would focus less on her appearance, and more on her glaring lack of versatility as a singer.
Just kidding...I like her music, myself - my personal favorite is that one song where she screams in the middle.

The President gave the American Idol performers a quick tour of the Oval Office and talked about his job. "I do everything I want," he told the Idols, "because of tremendous distractions like you."