Anderson Jokes / Recent Jokes
A Yankee fan, a Met fan, and Pamela Anderson are sitting together on the subway when the lights go out and the car goes completely dark. There's a kissing noise, and then the sound of a really loud slap. When the subway cars lights come back on, Pamela Anderson and the Met fan are sitting as if nothing happened, and the Yankee fan is holding his slapped face. The Yankee fan is thinking, "That Met fan must have kissed Pamela and she swung at him and missed, slapping me instead." Pamela is thinking, "That Yankee fan must have tried to kiss me, accidentally kissed the Met fan, and got slapped for it." And the Met fan is thinking, "This is great. The next time the subway cars lights go out, I'll make another kissing noise and slap that @!#%!! Yankee fan again."
Knock KnockWhos there! Anderson! Anderson who? Anderson and daughter came too!
Pam Anderson filed for divorce. She should claim "irreconcilable similarities" - since they are both worthless whores and human stains.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anderson!
Anderson who?
Anderson and daughter came too!
In an interview, Pamela Anderson said that if she were Hillary, she would leave President Clinton.
In response, Clinton said, "If Pamela Anderson were Hillary, none of this would have happened in the first place.
The junior high school was having trouble with the seventh grade girls leaving lipstick marks all over the mirrors in the girls bathrooms. No amount of warnings or requests to stop helped. So the principal called the girls into one of the girls restrooms for a talk. "You all may not realize how difficult it is for our custodian, Mr. Anderson, to remove these marks so I`ve called him in to demonstrate what he has to go through." Mr. Anderson stepped forward with a long-handled scrub brush in hand which he immediately sloshed around in the toilet before using it scrubbing the mirrors. There was never again a problem with lipstick marks on the mirrors.
An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, Ship the Enron documents to the Feds?"The manager goes white. "Oh My God! I thought you said rip the Enron documents to shreds."