Anniversary Jokes / Recent Jokes

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.
9. Today is our what?
8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?
7. I thought we only celebrated important events?
6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.
5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.
4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.
3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.
2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.
1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.
9. Today is our what?
8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?
7. I thought we only celebrated important events?
6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.
5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought, "Why bother?"
4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.
3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.
2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.
1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7. I thought we only celebrated important events? 6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7. I thought we only celebrated important events? 6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.4. I've got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.3. If you want me to pretend I care about our anniversary, I will.2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut you up.1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

There was an old couple celebrating their 30th anniversary. They went to the same hotel that they went to on their honeymoon. The wife went into the bathroom and striped off her clothes as she had done 30 years ago. her husband was waiting for her on the bed.
"What were you thinking 30 years ago, when i was like this?" said the wife.
"I was thinkin' that i was gonna screw your brains and suck ur tits dry." said the husband.
"Now what are you thinking?"
"I'm thinkin' that i did a pretty good job of it!"

A couple are nearing their 50th wedding anniversary.
The husband calls his son in a distant city and tells him that they are getting a divorce.
"Don't do that!" shouts the son. "Do nothing until I get there."
The son then calls his sister in yet another city. She calls her father.
"Don't get a divorce!" she cries. "Do nothing until I get there."
The old father hangs up and says to mother, "Well, they didn't come for Pesach and they didn't come for Rosh Hashana, but I got them to come for our 50th anniversary."

Top ten things not to say on your anniversary!
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.
9. Today is our what?
8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?
7. I thought we only celebrated important events?
6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.
5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.
4. I've got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.
3. If you want me to pretend I care about our anniversary, I will.
2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut you up.
1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.