Ant Jokes / Recent Jokes
Hickory Dickory Dock, An elephant ran up the clock, The clock is being repaired.
A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn’t look like an elephant.
Don’t call an elephant, he may come!
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. “Damn”, says the ant, “one night of passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave! ”
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, the largest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen bunches of bananas, 6 tons of hay, and 2000 pounds of assorted fruits. Madam, please don’t stand near the elephant’s backside…. Madam, PLEASE don’t stand near the elephant’s backside … MADAM … MADAM …, too late; George, dig her out.
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants. It’s done on a very high level. There’s more...
What is smaller than an ants dinner? An ants mouth!
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.
Q: What do you do when you come across an elephant?
A: Wipe it off!
Q: Have you heard about Hannibal crossing the Alps with elephants?
A: None of the offspring survived.
Q: How does the male elephant find the female elephant when she’s lying down in tall grass?
A: VERY attractive.
Q: How do you know when an elephant has been screwing in you’re yard?
A: The flower beds are crushed and you are missing a garbage bag!
Q: What did the elephant say when he saw a dead ant on the road?
A: Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!! (to be sung).
Q: What did he say when he saw a live ant on the road?
A: He stamped it to death and then said “Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!! ”.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a grape?
A: Cosine (Theta) Note: Assumes (elephant) (grape) 1
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a more...
I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time.... Oh what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant.
What medicine would you give an ill ant? Antibiotics!
Once all the ants went in search of food, in that crowd of ants there was a white ant ---- why was there a white ant in that crowd while the others were red and black? Ans: because the ant was a widow.