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What is the biggest ant in the world? An elephant!

Elephant was angry with ant & was searching her suddenly he found the ant in temple in the plate of prasad how the elephant found her
Ans:- ant's shoes were at the gate of temple

One day there were three ants, and they set out for their own separate journeys in a house.
One ant went to the oven, the second went to the freezer, and the third went to the toilet. Later they met again, and discussed their journeys:
The first ant said "My journey was hot!"
The second ant said "My journey was cold!"
The third ant said "My journey was cool... until I almost drowned. But then a stroke of luck hit,
from out of nowhere came this big brown log..."

Once Santa Was Going On A Walk When He Saw An Ant. He Hated Ants And Was About To Stamp It.
Seeing This, The Ant Begged Him Not To Stamp It Today As It Was It's Birthday. Hearing This The Santa Picked The Ant And Said,"Ok, Let's Celebrate Your Birthday.
I'll Sing And You Dance. The Santa Then Started Clapping And Singing, "Happy Birthday To You!..." And Killed The Ant While Doing So

Once it was ant's birthday and she was looking beautiful in a lehenga-chhunni. when the elephant came he took the ant in his hand and clapped and started singing' happy birthday to you.....'. but alas the ant died.

An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot. She is in absolute agony until an ant strolls by. So theelephant says, "Help me, help me." But the ant refuses unless theelephants agrees to let the ant have his wicked way with her. Replies the elephant, "Anything! Anything!"So, out comes the thorn and up gets the ant and proceeds to enjoyhimself. Meanwhile, in a tree directly above them, a monkey, whowitnessed the whole episode, was in knots of laughter. Consequentlyhe fell out of the tree on top of the elephant. Says the elephant: "Ouch!"Says the ant, in his own little frenzy: "Suffer BITCH, SUFFER!!!"

An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn in her foot. She is in absolute agony until an ant strolls by. So the elephant says, “Help me, help me. ” But the ant refuses unless the elephants agrees to let the ant have his wicked way with her. Replies the elephant, “Anything! Anything! ”
So, out comes the thorn and up gets the ant and proceeds to enjoy himself. Meanwhile, in a tree directly above them, a monkey, who witnessed the whole episode, was in knots of laughter. Consequently he fell out of the tree on top of the elephant.
Says the elephant: “Ouch! ”
Says the ant, in his own little frenzy: “Suffer BITCH, SUFFER!!! ”