Ant Jokes / Recent Jokes
An elephant and ant were friends. They decided to go to swimming. They went to a swimming pool but when the ant swims the elephant sits and when elephant swims the ant sits. why?
Ans: Because they have only one swimming costume.
An elephant and an ant was riding a bike the had an accident and the elephant got hurt but the ant didn't. why? because he was wearing a helmet but still the ant went to the hospital. why? to donate blood.
One day an elephant was crying and an ant came to him and said, "Why are you crying?"
He replied that a friend of ant's has stolen his sleepers.
Once an ant goes to a pond where some elephants were taking bath! and asks..... Elephants: what are you doing here? Can't you see we are taking bath?
Ant: Oh! Yes I can see! but fist you all come out! Elephants: But why? Ant: Let me see that you wore my underwear?
An elephant loves an ant. So ant one day said that elephant should come for tea party today and also ant's parents will see him for their marriage. Elephant came in the evening, ant's parents talked to him. Then ant asked her parents. They replied, "There is no problem but the boys teeth are a little long."
CLASSIC VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MODERN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less fortunate are cold and starving.
CBS, NBC and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that more...