Ant Jokes / Recent Jokes

Who is the most famous French ant? Napoleant!

What do you call an and with frogs legs? An antphibian!

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano? Discordant!

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics?

One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line".

What do you call a 100 year old ant? An antique!

What do you call an ant who cant play the piano? Discordant!