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"Can anyone tell me," asked the teacher, "why the Middle Ages are often called the Dark Ages?" •
Sally raised her hand and shouted, "Because they had so many knights?"
Men should ace this test. .. women may have a little difficulty. There IS a code of "Restroom Etiquette" that MUST be followed. =============================================== The following is the urinal configuration in a sample men's room. An X above the number will indicate "in use." (Sample): | | | x | | | x | (Indicates that urinals 3 and 6 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | are occupied.) ------------------------- You are to identify correctly, based on urinal etiquette, at which stall you are to correctly stand. Good luck! -------------------- Easy Section -------------------- 1.) | | x | | x | | | (Urinals 2 and 4 occupied.) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | ------------------------- Your choice: ___ ----------------------------------------------------------------- Correct answer: 6 It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy instinctively knows this. =============================================== 2.) | x | | | | | | (Urinal 1 occupied.) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | more...
Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not have had a very exciting youth.
Hard work doesn't harm anyone, but I do not want to take chances.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette trespass into a barn.
They hear the farmer comming and each hide. The redhed girl
hides with the chickens and when the farmer say "is anyone in here?"
she goes " bkaaakk!!!" so the farmer leaves. the brunette hides
with the cows and when the farmer comes she goes "Moooooo!!!!!!"
And the blonde hides in the potatoes. WHen the farmer asks if anyone
is in there she thinks really hard and say softly "potatoe".
Later in the drill the history teacher asked anyone knew where the Declaration of Independence was signed. Little TJ once again raised his hand and replied, "At the bottom."
"A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because
her vaginal lips are much too large.
She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's
embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out.
The doctor agrees. She wakes up from her operation and finds three
roses carefully placed beside her bed.
Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I
asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
"Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody.
The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this
all by yourself.
The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation,
and she had the operation done herself."
"Who is the third rose from?" she asked
"Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn
unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"