App Jokes / Recent Jokes

Doctor: is waqt ya andaza lagana kay app ko koon si bemari hay zara mushkil hay meray khayal main ya nashay ki waja say hay.

Mareez: Theek hay doctor sahib main ab us waqt aoon ga jab app nashay main nahi hoongay.

Mr Goldberg, from Pinsk, coming to America, shared a table in the ship's dining room with a Frenchman. Mr Goldberg could speak neither French nor English; the Frenchman could speak neither Russian nor Yiddish.

The first day out, the Frenchman approached the table, bowed and said, "Bon appétit!"
Goldberg, puzzled for a moment, bowed back and replied "Goldberg."

Every day, at every meal, the same routine occured.

On the fifth day, another passenger took Goldberg aside. "Listen, the Frenchman isn't telling you his name. He's saying' Good Appetite,' that's what' Bon appétit!' means."

At the next meal, Mr Goldberg, beaming, bowed to the Frenchman and said, "Bon appétit!".
And the Frenchman, beaming, replied: "Goldberg!"

aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha'is mahene salary k badley 100 kiss bhej raha hoon.
wife ne jawab diya 'app ki salray k badley 100 kiss miley, hisaab bhej rahi hoon.
1. doodh wala 2 kiss mea maan giya
2. teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,
3. sabzi wala 7 kiss mea nahi maana isliye 9 deni pari.
4makaan malik to rooz 6-7 kiss le jata hay.
app fiker nahi kerna, mere pass abhi lag bhag 30, 40 kiss or hain. MAHINA ARAM SE KAT JAEY GA

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