Appointment Jokes / Recent Jokes

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

Here's a little list of "Doc-isms" - What doctors say, and what they're really thinking:
"I'd like to have my associate look at you."
He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle.
"Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerves?"
You're crazier'n a loon. Now, if I can only find a shrink who'll split fees with me...
"There is a lot of that going around."
My God, that's the third one this week. I'd better learn something about this.
"If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment."
I've never heard of anything so disgusting. Thank God I'm off next week.
"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week?"
I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time.
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I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another office visit.

"This should be taken care of right away."
-- I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month, but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.

"Welllllll, what have we here?"
-- He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.

"Let me check your medical history."
-- I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.

"We have some good news and some bad news."
-- The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.

"Let's see how it develops."
-- Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.

"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."
-- I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time.
-- I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another office visit.

"Let me schedule you for more...

"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "Im sorry sir." she replied. "Hes out right now, but..." "Thank you." interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again? "

"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist."Im sorry sir." she replied. "Hes out right now, but...""Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again? "

Heard from my sister-in-law, can't say where she heard it.
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his
wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns
over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a Gyn. appointment tomorrow."
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. Later, he rolls
back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear
"Do you have a Dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.

His wife turned over and said,' 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'' Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again.

This time he whispered in her ear,' 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?''