Appuhamy Jokes

Appuhamy uncle was booked into a flight to London from Colombo. But as
this was his first time in an aeroplane, he made a few preparations
that were out of place. When the stewardess came around to take orders
for the in-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly, "I have brought my
own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me for food and drinks!"
So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began
spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was
an English history researcher, who was curious about the food."Excuse
me, what is that
drink?" he asked. The uncle picked up the yoghurt-based lassi drink and
said, "Milk of Lanka!"
Then the uncle took out Kiribath and started feasting.
"And what is that dish?" asked the curious English. "Rice of Lanka! "
replied Appuhamy uncle proudly.
Finally, the uncle took out some Wattalapam desserts. He more...

Once an archeologist from Peradeniya University worked in a historic site in Sri Lanka with a rural chap called Appuhamy, who had an enviable reputation for his ignorance. By accident, Appuhamy damaged an item, which had just been unearthed. In an understandable rage, the learned academic blew his top by saying' You ruined my whole career,' for which Appuhamy replied with his' gami humour','Your career is always in ruins,' with a chuckle.

Appuhamy is a rich villageman and doing his business without any knowledge of sinhala or English, only thing he could do is place a thumb impression on documents. His assistant Liyana mahattaya also in same boat but they are doing their business very well.
Appuhamy's only son Dhanapala doesn't like this old fashioned business so he went to Middle East to find some extra money. After some years Dhanapala returned and he brought a fully covered aluminium lorry body to start a new business. But after few weeks he realized the economy of the country is going down and it is hard to start a new business and went back to Middle East.
That lorry body was kept on the large front yard of the house and nobody want to use it. Appuhamy thought this is now useless and he decided to sell this and asked Liyana Mahattaya to put a advetisement on Sunday paper. So.. Liyana Mahattaya prepared a ad like " Ratin gena lorry bodiyak wikineemata Thibe" means Imported lorry body for more...