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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all thru' the condo,
Not a creature was stirring whose car had known Bondo.

The Gucci's were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that the neighbors would notice them there.

The dependents were nestled, all snug in their beds
While Porsches and charge accounts danced in their heads

And my dove and I, watching T. V. cable stations
Had just settled down to three weeks paid vacation.

When out in the drive there arose such a clamor
My wife lost her place in a story in Glamour.

To the window I had the man run, like a flash
To make sure it was garbagemen taking the trash.

But he said, "It's a lawyer, sir, parking his car.
I fear it's a Jetta, and in THIS front yard!

Shall I sound the alarm?" "Yes, don't let him inside!
My ex must want more alimony," I cried.

But though servants locked windows and barred more...