Aroused Jokes / Recent Jokes

Editor's Note: It's dry parody. You gotta really like sci-fi to enjoy this one...

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Experiment 8 Postflight Summary
NASA publication 14-307-1792
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ABSTRACT

The purpose of this experiment was to prepare for the expected participation in long-term space based research by husband-wife teams once the US space station is in place. To this end, the investigators explored a number of possible approaches to continued marital relations in the zero-G orbital environment provided by the XXXXXX shuttle mission.

Our primary conclusion is that satisfactory marital relations are within the realm of possibility in zero-G, but that many couples would have difficulty getting used to the approaches we found to be most satisfactory.

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INTRODUCTION

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An elderly gentleman is walking down the road, and notices a nudist resort has opened recently. He ponders for a bit and thinks, "What the heck, I am old now, I have nothing to hide. I think I'll go check it out." He walks into the reception area where he is greeted by a beautiful blonde woman who is stark naked. He thinks to himself that this place has some definite posibilities.
Receptionist, "May I help you?"
Old man, "Yes, you can. I am thinking of joining. Is there any way I can go in and have a look around?"
Receptionist, "Sure you can. We allow potential nudists to go in for 2 hours and see if it is the life for them, but you have to leave your clothes here."
"Great," says the old man, and hands over his clothes and enters the resort.
He walks around for a few moments, puffing on a cigar, and realizes he is getting tired of walking and also notices he is aroused for the first time in a long time. Spotting a more...