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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
Three Boys Were Bragging How Great Their Fathers Were.
The First One Says: "Well, My Father Runs The Fastest. He Can Fire An Arrow, And Start To Run, I Tell You, He Gets There Before The Arrow".
The Second One Says: "Ha! You Think That's Fast! My Father Is A Hunter. He Can Shoot His Gun And Be There Before The Bullet".
The Third One Listens To The Other Two And Shakes His Head. He Then Says: "You Two Know Nothing About Fast. My Father Is A Civil Servant. He Stops Working At 4: 30 And Is Home By 3: 45!!"
Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?A: She missed.
Long, long ago, in a battle a soldier was shot in the leg, and suffered from constant pain. An officer in the troop sent for a surgeon versed in external medicine to treat the soldier's wound. The surgeon came to have a look, then said, "This is easy!" He cut off the arrow shaft at the leg with a big pair of scissors, and immediately asked for fees for the surgical operation. "Anyone can do that," the soldier, getting upset, cried, "The arrow head is still in the leg, why haven't you taken it out?" "My surgical operation is finished. The arrowhead in your leg should be cured by a physician who practices internal medicine."
A duke is hunting in a forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he comes upon a tree. Archery targets are painted all over it, and smack in the middle of each is an arrow.
"Who is this incredibly fine archer?" cries the duke. "I must find him."
After continuing through the forest for a few miles, he comes across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy admits that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of all the targets.
"You didn't just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into the middle, did you?" asks the duke worriedly.
"No my lord. I shot them from 100 paces. I swear it by all that I hold holy."
"That is truly astonishing," says the duke. "I hereby admit you into my service. But I must ask one favor in return. You must tell me how you came to be such an outstanding shot."
"Well," said the boy, "first more...
Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".
The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4: 30 and he is home by 3: 45"!!