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A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way down a one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didn't you see the arrow, buddy?" he asked. "An arrow?" the confused driver said. "I didn't even see the Indians
Q. Why does santa never wears an arrow shirt? A. Because when he sees an arrow sign he goes to the next shop
A man is driving through a small town when he spots a young boy standing in front of a barn. On the barn he sees numerous targets with an arrow in the bull's eye of each one. Amazed by what he sees, he screeches to a stop and approaches the boy.
"Young man, did you hit all those bull's-eyes?" he asks.
"Yes, sir, I sure did," the boy replies.
"Unbelievable!" exclaims the man. "That's the best marksmanship I've ever seen. How do you do it?"
"There's really nothing to it, sir," explains the boy. "First I take aim and shoot. Then, wherever the arrow hits, I draw the bull's eye around it."
Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dads way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitchers mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!" One of the other boys said, "Oh yeah? Well, my dad can shoot an arrow from his bow and run to the target and hold it up to make sure the arrow hits the bulls eye!" The last boy said, "Your dads dont even come close to being faster than mine. My dad works for the government, and even though he works every day until 4: 00 he gets home at 3: 30!"
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says:"Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow". The second one says:"Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet". The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says:"You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4: 30 and he is home by 3: 45"!!
Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the school yard. Each was bragging about how great their fathers are.
The first one said: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!"
The second one said: "Ha! You think that's fast? My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!"
Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his head. He then said: "Sorry, dudes... but MY DAD is the fastest. He's a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30,... and he's home by 3:45!"
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou see the arrow, buddy?" he asked."An arrow?" the confused driver said. "I didnt even see theIndians