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A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didn'tyou see the arrow, buddy?" he asked." An arrow?" the confused driver said. "I didn't even see theIndians

These three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their
fathers are:
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow,
and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow."
The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter.
He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet."
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then
says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant.
He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!"

The Arrow brand shirt introduced in India a few years ago was a great success and sold well in all high-end men's garment shops..........
But in Punjab the brand was a miserable failure........
Nobody bought any shirts from shops displaying the Arrow brand. ..
Do you know why...???
All Sardaarjis who came to the Arrow brand shop went to the adjoining shop seeing the arrow sign....!!!!!

There lived in the State of Qi a man who had a very bad memory. While walking, he would forget to stop; while sleeping, he would forget to rise. His wife was very much worried about this and said to him one day: "I've heard that Master Ai is a very learned man with a glib tongue. He can even bring the dying back to life. Why don't you go and consult him?" "Good idea!" the man agreed. So he set out on horseback, bow and arrow in hand. Before he had covered a distance of 30 li he felt a call of nature. He dismounted and, after sticking the arrow into the ground and tying the horse to a tree, crouched down to relieve himself. This done, he stood up and looking to the left caught sight of the arrow. "Wow!" he cried. " What a narrow escape! I wonder where that stray arrow came from. It nearly hit me."
Then, looking to the right, he saw the horse. "Well, well!" he said with joy. " Though I've been badly frightened, I'm now rewarded more...

Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher's mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!" One of the other boys said, "Oh yeah? Well, my dad can shoot an arrow from his bow and run to the target and hold it up to make sure the arrow hits the bulls eye!" The last boy said, "Your dads don't even come close to being faster than mine. My dad works for the government, and even though he works every day until 4:00 he gets home at 3:30!"

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.
The first one says, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow."
The second boy says, "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!"
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says, "You two know nothing about speed. My father works in the Govt department. He stops working at 5: 00pm and he is home by 3: 45pm!!"

Once Upon A Time There Was An Archery Contest.

The First Archer, Wearing A Long Cape Covering His Face, Lines Up In Position...

He Takes A Deep Breath And Fires An Arrow, Which Finds The Center Of The Target.

Then He Takes Of His Cape And Screams: I Am...... Robin Hood! !! The Crowd Cheers!

The Second Archer With A Cape Lines Up In Position.

He Fires His Arrow, Which Hits The Center And Cuts Robin Hood's Arrow Into Two! !!

He Takes Off His Cape And Screams: I Am...... William Tell! !!!!! The Crowd Cheers! !

Finally Our Santa In Cape Lines Up In Position... He Fires His Arrow But It Goes All Wrong!

It Flies Past The Crowd And Kills The King! !! Then The Man Takes Off His Cape And Screams: I Am...... Sorry!