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*I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Eating wonton, it's perfection
I have light brown hair, Sanrio everywhere
Frustration, in my generation.
Come on bb, let's go drink tea.
I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Playing mahjong, nothing is wrong
I have tons of flares, tight shirts everywhere
Looking cocky, just can't stop me.
I'm Chinese, Asian girl, in a white-people world
Egg foo young, just for fun, I do laundry.
You're so tall, Chinese doll, eat some jook and chow mein,
No FOBS here, egg rolls there, fortune cookie.
Eat cha siu, eat bok choi, you can say I love Sam's club.
Repeat *
Come on bb, let's go drink tea.
Ai ai ai yah.
Come on bb, let's go drink tea.
Ooh ooh
Make me cook, make me clean, do whatever is mean
I can do more...
there was a jewish guy an asian guy and an aussie in an airoeplane that was about to crash. the needed to get rid of as much weight as possible so the jewish guy chuks some bread out the window and says we jewish people have got enough of this and the asain guy chuked a tamagotchi out and said my people have enough of these so then the aussie threw the asian guy out the window and said we have way to may of these in australia
Man: How many asian people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Asian Man: Whats a lightbulb?
If an Asian girl was really Asian, she... be wearing platforms be wearing flares has one of those fake-ass voices on the phone carries a big-ass purse carries hella pictures of her homies in the purse knows everybody in town thinks she knows about cars, but really don't always be fiending for "pho" lies about her age when y'all first meet thinks she knows how to drive talks hella fast on your voice mail has a 800 or 888 number shares a 800 or 888 with her homies carries a pager for the time has money but is hella cheap when it comes to paying has taken studio pictures more than 7 times a month wears a(n) Nautica, Tommy, Polo, Nike, or Adidas jacket wears those fake-ass leather jackets is seen every week at the mall wear tight see-through shirts never goes anywhere without at least her homie or her cousin seems to be cousins with all the females in town drives hella crazy... cuz she can't reach the pedal all the way thinks she's fat... when she's like a little toothpick likes more...
There were three guys in a hot tub, one was an asian, one was a muslim, and the other was a white guy.
They were all sitting there when the white guy heard a ringing noise and looked over to the muslim guy pushing buttons on his hand.
"hey" asked the white guy . "What are you doing?"
The muslim guy answered "oh, i got a chip put in my hand so my cell phone is planted in my hand."
"oh, thats cool, " said the white guy.
Then they were all kicking back when the white guy heard a beeping, and looked over to the asian guy pushing buttons in his wrist.
"what are you doing?" asked the white guy
"oh, i had a chip put in my wrist so my pager is planted into my wrist."
"oh thats cool, " said the white guy.
then the white guy got up to use the restroom because he had to go shit real bad.when he came back the muslim guy asked, "whats that?", "oh, " said the white guy more...
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Guys, or scroll down. GIRLS 1. On a typical Friday night, you're most likely to be seen at: A) pool hall
B) the mall
C) at home, getting an early start on homework
D) cafe shop
E) your friend's house, having a sleepover 2. Your normal everyday wear is: A) tight shirts, spaghetti straps, baggy jeans, and extra dark lipstick
B) lots and lots of makeup - to impress the guys of course
C) thick glasses, long sun dresses, penny loafers, or sandals
D) high pumps, expensive designer clothes and tons of jewelry
E) college or Mickey Mouse sweatshirts with blue jeans 3. You usually give out your number when: A) almost never, guys get scared off by your mean looks
B) any foine guy happens to ask for it
C) never - you're not supposed to talk to guys
D) there's money floating around him
E) any white guy asks for it 4. When you go to the mall, you: A) give menacing more...