Atlas Jokes / Recent Jokes

Teacher-What Did Your Father Present Your Sister On Her Birthday?
Student-She Wanted To See The Whole World, So He Gave Her An Atlas!

If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?
His wife!

What’s the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?
You can’t keep a good man down!

Who designed Noah’s ark?
An ark-itect!

When did Caesar reign?
I didn’t know he reigned. Of course he did, didn’t they hail him?
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Atlas!
Atlas?
Atlas it's the weekend!

If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas? His wife!

Atlas is the biggest thief in history, because he held up the whole world.