Supported Jokes

If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?
His wife!

What’s the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?
You can’t keep a good man down!

Who designed Noah’s ark?
An ark-itect!

When did Caesar reign?
I didn’t know he reigned. Of course he did, didn’t they hail him?
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine

By Terry Jones (of Monty Python)
February 20, 2002
Times Observer

To prevent terrorism by dropping bombs on Iraq is such an obvious idea that I can't think why no one has thought of it before. It's so simple. If only the UK had done something similar in Northern Ireland, we wouldn't be in the mess we are in today. The moment the IRA blew up the Horseguards' bandstand, the Government should have declared its own War on Terrorism. It should have immediately demanded that the Irish government hand over Gerry Adams. If they refused to do so - or quibbled about needing proof of his guilt - we could have told them that this was no time for prevarication and that they must hand over not only Adams but all IRA terrorists in the Republic. If they tried to stall by claiming that it was hard to tell who were IRA terrorists and who weren't, because they don't go around wearing identity badges, we would have been free to send in the bombers.

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A conservative "family values" group recently got video footage of a gay-rights rally held in Washington removed from a promotional video at the Lincoln Memorial, because they said it implied that Lincoln supported gay people.
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If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?
His wife!

If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas? His wife!