Atmosphere Jokes

A FEW years back Bombayites were up in arms against the deteriorating civic amenities of the metropolis. The dug-up roads, mountains of refuse, open man-holes and unhealthy atmosphere in the civic hospitals caused public anger. The newspapers of Bombay also backed the citizens of Bombay and, day in and day out, articles were written about the utter lack of civic amenities inspite of the huge municipal taxes collected by the Corporation.
In this surcharged atmosphere, the cross road between Bandstand and Hill road was dug up to lay sewer drains of bigger dimensions-a routine matter for the BMC. The engineer-in-charge hit on an idea and instead of putting up that rickety board "CAUTION MEN AT WORK", he displayed a neat blackboard and wrote in bold letters
"Citizen-Your Taxes on Work."
Next morning the engineer found himself oversmarted by some guy who had added one line to the idea: "GOING DOWN THE DRAIN."

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? The food is terrific, but there's no atmosphere.

In class * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. In class * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. * Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in. * Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half. * Shhh... Quiet, boys... the principal just passed away outside * Both of you three, get out of the class. * Close the doors of the window. * Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver. * Take 5 cm wire of any length. & About family * I have two daughters both of them are girls & At the play ground * All of you, stand in a straight circle. * There is no wind in the balloon. & Punishment: * You, rotate the ground four times * You, go and under-stand the tree * You three of you, stand together separately. * Why you are late - say YES or NO
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