Indian Office Jokes

A SUPERINTENDING Engineer (S. E.) of the CPWD was inspecting the furniture section. He wanted to test the knowledge of his subordinates.
"What kind of wood is this?" he asked one.
"Teak, sir. C. P. Teak," replied the subordinate.
"And the plywood?"
"Duroply sir. It bears the ISI mark. Best in the market.
"And the board?"
"Pamella Borde, sir," replied the smarty subordinate.
"What do you mean? This is Duro board," growled the S. E.
"Sir, we have renamed it Pamella Borde, because it is the best available and universally used."

An officer from the weights and measures department was giving a lecture on the metric system. He ended with the words, "From now on, I want you to think millimetres, talk millimetres and dream millimetres -every inch of the way."

The managing director of a large company sent for his personnel manager and told him, "My son will be graduating from an engineering college next month. I want you to take him on as your assistant. But mind you, I don't want you to show any favouritism towards him. Treat him as you would treat any other of my sons."

In the corridor of a government office was a signboard reading "Don't make a noise."
Someone added the following words: "Otherwise we may wake up."

The boss asked a clerk working in his office,
"Why didn't you take leave due to you this year?'

'Sir,' replied the clerk, I needed some rest.'